Frequently Asked Questions
"How big is your dick?" "Do you top?" and every other sexual or sexually suggestive question, statement, or photo.
Our conversation is over. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Now, with that subsection of the populace out of the way...
Where are you located?
When not on the road, I host guests near the junction of I-696 and I-75 just north of Detroit, about half an hour from the airport and forty-five minutes from Ann Arbor.
Will you travel to me?
I have a travel surcharge listed on my rates page that covers a thirty minute trip via car (DTW to Auburn Hills, more or less). I will travel beyond that on greater compensation. If you're out of town, I will consider traveling for dates of three or more hours, but I usually am only able to accommodate overnight dates or longer.
Can I see you now?
No. I'm probably busy, not at a place I can host, not physically ready to host or all three. Half the time people want to meet Right Now, I'm a couple hours deep into landscaping someone else's yard and am covered in dirt and sweat. I plan my day the night before, so if you haven't gotten on my calendar by then, I won't be able to accommodate your burst of passion.
Can I schedule ahead of time? How far out do you schedule dates?
Absolutely! I don't take same-day appointments, so it's imperative to schedule at least one day ahead of your desired date. I love the anticipation of a date far out on the calendar giving me ample time to daydream, plan, and create the perfect experience for you. You're welcome to foster than planning as early as you like!
I use encrypted email through ProtonMail and encrypted texts through Signal to help keep our messages from prying eyes. Encryption only works if both parties use it, though, so for your own discretion, I would recommend and appreciate if you used them as well.
Why do I have to give you my personal information?
I use screening for a number of reasons, and one of the most important is to make sure that I'm only meeting with people who will respect my profession, my other guests, and myself. Imagine if I screened poorly and ended up with a stalker or an identity thief compromising not only my security but yours as well. To this end, I will ask for some information about every one of my potential guests in order to ensure the safety of all of my guests.
What sort of information will you ask for?
While certainly not a comprehensive list, if you contact me with your full name, the city you live in, your email address and phone number, as well as contact info for two providers who are wiling to act as a reference for you, I will hopefully need little or nothing else. If I need more information, I may ask for a copy of your driver's license or for you to email me from a verifiable work email address (ex: YourName@employer.com) for which I have a separate, unafilliated, professional address of my own if you prefer.
I do ask for a non-refundable twenty-five percent deposit to secure our time together which can be sent via Square Cash, BTC/LTC/ETH, Amazon gift cards, Paypal, Venmo, or a Vanilla Visa or cash sent by mail.
What if I have to cancel our appointment?
If you're able to reschedule for the same week, I will usually be happy to reschedule one time and apply your deposit towards that meeting. If you are unable to reschedule and let me know with at least forty-eight hours' notice, you'll be out your deposit but free to book with me another time. If you have to cancel between twenty-four and forty-eight hours' notice, I will ask for a cancellation fee equal to and in addition to the deposit (an additional twenty-five percent of the session fee for a total of fifty percent of the session fee). If you have to cancel with less than twenty-four hours' notice, I will ask for a cancellation fee covering the entire session fee minus the deposit. If your cancellation incurs an additional fee, I will request that be paid before we converse further. Fly-me-to-you dates will be on a case-by-case basis due to more complicated variables.
Do you take wardrobe requests?
Absolutely! My fashion sense is usually well-appreciated, but if you have a specific color, style, or what-have-you, I am happy to dress to your preferences (within reason if we're out in public). Of course, I have a set wardrobe from which I have to work, so the more specific your request, the more likely that you'll have to purchase the outfit or send money with plenty of time for shopping.
How can I send you clothes or other gifts? Do you have a wishlist?
I have an Amazon wishlist you can order from, and Amazon will send them right to me. For lingerie, I have a local boutique Busted that I like. The employees there have my sizes as well as a wishlist, and they will hold purchases for me. If you have a bespoke gift in hand that you to want mail to me or are ordering online, you can direct shipments to:
Finch, 23211 Woodward Avenue #123, Ferndale, MI 48220.
Do you offer grandfathered rates?
I do indeed. On a case-by-case basis for my regular and consistent most treasured guests, I'll allow them to choose whether or not they wish to honor my new rates when they go up.