may vary by location; please see local ad
please add 100 if providing less than 24-hour notice
Anthology: an overnight stay;
Trilogy: pass an entire weekend;
Poetry: a brief, hour-long stay;
Short Story: a fleshed out ninety minutes;
Novelette: two hours of exposition;
Novella: three hours to whet most appetites;
Appendices: when you need one more chapter
300 per additional hour
Fan Fiction: social time out of the home;
250 per hour
Inter-Library Loan: travel within 30 minutes; please add 200
Co-Authorship: sharing with a loved one;
please add 300
Four in a month; 200
Are your eyes weary from browsing the shelves and poring over author after author; are you ready to settle on your next favorite piece of prose? Ever a nomad, I'm bound to eventually wander into your hometown. I am open to all manner of genders, creeds, skin tones, individuals, and couples nothing can keep us apart except hesitation. Whether you are deterred by the fear a new experience or indiscretion, I can assure that after several years as a confidante, easing one out of fears and into felicity is an inherent part of my being. My entire reputation - and, truly, my way of life - is staked upon my ability to keep intimate conversations exactly that.
When home, just outside Detroit, I have a quiet house in a quiet neighborhood free of nosy neighbors, and while on the road, I enjoy nothing but the comforts of fresh, clean, upscale hotels. Whether local or abroad, you'll enjoy comfort and unparalleled warmth. As a genuine and charismatic companion who is versatile conversationally and open to a myriad of experiences, my whole world can melt away in your unrushed company.
Despite my eagerness to hear from you, please only reach out once you're sure you're ready to indulge, as I do ask that a non-refundable deposit secure our time together. As well, please understand that due to a rather ample social life, last-minute bookings rarely pan out; as such, I strongly encourage arranging time together as early as you know you are able. To help slough off any lingering worries and ensure fulfilled dreams, I do recommend meetings of ninety minutes or longer. Perhaps most importantly, I find it so much easier to slip into the ease of trust when, upon meeting, any and all gifts are placed in an envelope on a countertop.
So you know what to expect from time together, but you're trying to think of the perfect date idea or token of your appreciation? Here you'll find a small sampling of some of my favorite experiences. If you're hoping for a more specific guide to Detroit, I'm more than happy to oblige and have curated a list of restaurants and venues for every taste. Get in touch with some ideas of what you like, and we'll figure out the perfect date together!
You'll find me just as comfortable in shorts and a tank top at a baseball game as you will in a floor-length gown and a fascinator at the opera. I've found equal pleasure in Holst and Sibelius as I have in the Suicide Machines and Bob Dylan. Let's wander through an art museum perusing everything from the color fields of Rothko to the reclaimed portraiture of Kehinde Wiley. Take me to the beach or to the mountaintops, camera in hand. Wrap it up with a picnic, a jazz club, a dive bar, or any of Detroit's endless new restaurants. Walk me to my door with a kiss or stay the night; you just have to ask.
The best gifts have always been the unexpected surprises that grow out of someone paying more attention than you realize. Maybe it's a vinyl pressing of a favorite musician or composer, or maybe it's a beloved author's book, hot off the presses. Whether it's the latest fashions or a one-of-a-kind vintage find, I find beauty across the spectrum. Give me your browns, your blushes, your reclaimed materials, or your precious metals and you'll give me joy.
Still stumped? Take a gander at my Amazon wishlist for guidance or ask the gals at Busted for my lingerie size and list. Gifts can always be sent to my P.O. Box.
Let's take a trip somewhere geographical, physical, sensual, or emotional and share life over a rich Bordeaux, Mendozan malbec, or a Marlborough Sounds sauvignon blanc. We can explore by quivering candlelight or just curl up to flickering celluloid. If we can strip each other bare, you can count my freckles while regaling me with the stories behind your scars. I'll raise an extra dirty gin martini in toast to new experiences and unforgettable memories: smiling and laughing and making every delightfully weird noise we can.
I'll give you everything I've got if you just take my hand.